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10:49am October 21, 2014
6:43am October 21, 2014
aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

6:43am October 21, 2014
shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

6:42am October 21, 2014

watashiwishy-washy:

esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the

i wouldn’t mind this happening tbh

6:42am October 21, 2014
carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

6:42am October 21, 2014
  • Plays: 1,816,737
  • Artist: Celia Pavey
  • Track Name: Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)

disregardedrambles:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

DDAAAAAMMMMNN

6:42am October 21, 2014

homestuck989:

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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????????

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

TOAST INTENSIFIES

6:42am October 21, 2014
watermelonwings:

Smoke break with Armin

watermelonwings:

Smoke break with Armin

6:42am October 21, 2014

impromptucantabile:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC

6:41am October 21, 2014

breathe-smile-exist:

 

6:38am October 21, 2014

mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

6:38am October 21, 2014
foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

6:38am October 21, 2014
ultrafacts:

suspicionofinnocence:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Is this the female pirate in pirates of the Caribbean? ?

The real pirates name was Ching Shih & Yes, she was actually the influence for the powerful female pirate with the name Mistress Ching who appeared in the third movie of the popular movie franchise “Pirates of the Caribbean”. (Source)

Here’s a fun fact about Ching Shih:
After several years, the Chinese government came to conclusion that their military forces (even with combined help of England and Portuguese) will never break defenses of Shih’s pirate operation, they finally issued amnesty for all pirates who were willing to return to the shore as a free citizens. She took advantage of this and negotiated pardon for herself and vast majority of her fleet (while even retaining all her wealth).

ultrafacts:

suspicionofinnocence:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Is this the female pirate in pirates of the Caribbean? ?

The real pirates name was Ching Shih & Yes, she was actually the influence for the powerful female pirate with the name Mistress Ching who appeared in the third movie of the popular movie franchise “Pirates of the Caribbean”. (Source)

Here’s a fun fact about Ching Shih:

After several years, the Chinese government came to conclusion that their military forces (even with combined help of England and Portuguese) will never break defenses of Shih’s pirate operation, they finally issued amnesty for all pirates who were willing to return to the shore as a free citizens. She took advantage of this and negotiated pardon for herself and vast majority of her fleet (while even retaining all her wealth).

6:37am October 21, 2014
6:37am October 21, 2014

solo-by-choice:

mirkwoods:

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

never before has the black tongue been uttered on this blog