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6:39pm July 23, 2014
vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE
SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH
AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

6:32pm July 23, 2014

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

6:31pm July 23, 2014
shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

dfskle:

twerkingongaycountries:

gavinnfree:

coca-cola-anne:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

this better fucking be an april fool

click on the source im crying

didanyoneclickthesource

FUCKING CHRIST GOD FUCKING DAMNITFUCKING GOD CHRISTING DAMNITFUCKING CHRIST ME RIGHT IN THE ASS

WHAT THE HELL

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

dfskle:

twerkingongaycountries:

gavinnfree:

coca-cola-anne:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

this better fucking be an april fool

click on the source im crying

didanyoneclickthesource

FUCKING CHRIST GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
FUCKING GOD CHRISTING DAMNIT
FUCKING CHRIST ME RIGHT IN THE ASS

WHAT THE HELL

6:25pm July 23, 2014
6:25pm July 23, 2014

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

6:25pm July 23, 2014

claudiagray:

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

6:24pm July 23, 2014
crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

6:23pm July 23, 2014

ereri-is-in-the-air:

Original:    by  エイコ

[with permission from artist to repost] Please do not remove source :)

6:23pm July 23, 2014

speedwag:

(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)

6:21pm July 23, 2014

dreamxxdream:

attack on your hearts (⊙ᴗ⊙)

and my own heart most of all probably so don’t hurt me pls

I rewatched snk recently and the death of Levi’s squad just becomes more painful every time I watch it so I needed to do this part asap ;;v;;

Part of my reincarnation AU, all of it is tagged as such on my tumblr~
(The baby is Petra’s and Auruo’s in case you missed the previous parts <3)

6:21pm July 23, 2014
the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."

the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."

6:20pm July 23, 2014

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

6:20pm July 23, 2014
6:20pm July 23, 2014
jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

6:19pm July 23, 2014

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right